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Semi-annual pistol
range qualifications:
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Wojo, top of the class
again, steady as a rock.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Hey, Yemana, you
just sneaked through.
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It's my eyes.
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I'd like to see
how good you'd do
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if you had to shoot
through eyelids like mine.
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You made it, Harris.
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Hey, it's not bad for
an intellectual, huh?
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Chano was third in the group.
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But that's shooting
from the hip, man.
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Hey, Fish... Yeah?
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You didn't qualify.
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It was cold. I wore gloves.
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Now you're going
to have to go back
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next week.
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This time, practice, huh?
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Practice?
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That means I have
to buy my own bullets.
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You know how much
bullets are today?
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They're in big demand,
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between the Middle
East and television.
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You used to be able
to buy a beautiful bullet
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for six, seven cents.
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Today, 13 cents...
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And lousy quality.
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In cheap boxes.
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12th Precinct.
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Detective Sergeant
Amenguale speaking.
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No. No.
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There's nobody
here by that name.
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No, I'm... Just a
moment, please.
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Anybody hear of a
guy named Gardeno?
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Yeah. Who wants him?
Headquarters Personnel.
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They say he's a First-Grade
assigned here, but I never...
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Not yet. Any minute now.
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What, you mean we
got a new guy coming in?
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Yeah, he's transferring
from Narcotics.
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Take a message.
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Hello?
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Yeah, you're right.
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He's due in, but
he's not here yet.
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Okay, right. Yes, ma'am. Bye.
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Barney, can I take
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a little longer for lunch today?
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Sure, go ahead.
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Thanks. You all right?
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Yeah.
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What, are you going to
the doctor or something?
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Something like that.
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Well, we ain't got
any hot water again.
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We ain't got any hot water yet.
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And we ain't never got
any hot water ever... Neither.
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Sometimes you make
a great deal of sense.
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Wojo, you and Harris
got a little paperwork.
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Hey, who's the new man?
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His name is Paul Gardeno.
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Spent a couple of
years over at Narcotics.
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He's got a good street record.
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Tough, efficient,
but he's a loner.
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Sounds charming.
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Hey, why don't you
team him up with me?
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We could make a
very exciting couple.
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We haven't even gotten
our plumbing fixed yet.
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Hey, man, what's that
got to do with Gardeno?
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Well, we need a
plumber a lot more
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than we need a new cop.
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Maybe he's handy
around the house.
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Chano, you and Fish,
you can take care of these.
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All right.
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Nick, you and me,
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we got to get to work
on these extract reports.
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Captain Miller?
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Yeah, I'm Captain Miller.
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I'm Gardeno.
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Welcome to the 1-2.
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This is Chano Amenguale.
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How you doing?
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Phil Fish... Hello.
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Nick Yemana,
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Ron Harris, Stan Wojciehowicz.
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Until we can make
other arrangements,
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we'll get you some
temporary space
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around here.
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This is fine.
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That's the coffee table.
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Then I'll move over here.
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Hey, you can share my desk.
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I mean, you're
gonna have to have
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some place to put
your stuff, right?
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I don't have any stuff.
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Narcotics travels light, huh?
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Yeah, light.
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Nick, get him a locker.
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I don't need a locker.
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Get him one anyway.
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It gets busy around here.
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A man needs a place to be alone.
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We'll talk later.
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This way.
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That's the washroom.
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That explains the sign.
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Okay, Chano... What?
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What do you call that?
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What do you mean?
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I mean that thing
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that looks like it just
crawled out from under a rock.
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I don't know.
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Now, he's got a certain
style. You know...
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Oh, yeah, right.
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Right off the cover
of Harper's "Bizarre."
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What was that thing in his ear?
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That, I don't know about.
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That was an alarm.
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You pull it if his
beard catches on fire.
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Okay, okay.
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You know, guys from Narcotics
aren't used to conforming.
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Give him a while. He'll adjust.
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Okay, Barney.
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Hey, Fish, we got
to get rolling, man.
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We got to see a lady about
a burglary on the east side,
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and also somebody
is ripping off drugs
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at the Gramercy Park Hospital.
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Which do you want
to check out first?
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Try the hospital.
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At least the conversation
is more stimulating.
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Oh, Harris, listen.
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I'm expecting a phone
call from a young lady.
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Oh, yeah? What do
you want me to tell her?
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Tell her yes.
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What if more than
one young lady calls?
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Oh, well, in that case,
tell the first one "yes,"
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and the second one, "later."
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If you want to make any calls,
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you can use my phone.
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We don't have a wall phone.
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You'd better sign in.
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We don't got any
hot water, either,
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but I'll boil some if
you want to shave.
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I'm fine.
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You mean you're
going to stay that way?
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What way is that?
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Well, you know, uh... Sloppy.
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Does it bother you?
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No, it's just a matter
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of personal preference, I guess.
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You never been
in the service, huh?
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Yeah, two years in Vietnam.
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Well, I guess you didn't
have time to change
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since you've been back.
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Hey, man... Uh,
Gardeno, you see, man,
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it's just that, well, you know,
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we take pride in the 1-2,
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so we dress clean
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and we shave every
morning, you know?
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Terrific.
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Yes?
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Ah, Gardeno.
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Have I told you
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we're happy to have you with us?
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No, not yet.
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We're happy to have you with us.
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Captain Miller,
would you be offended
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if I put in for transfer?
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Probably. I'm a
very sensitive man.
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Look, this isn't my bag.
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I'm no good at busting winos,
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picking up kids
for stealing fruit.
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Arresting jaywalkers?
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You know what I mean.
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I like Narcotics,
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and I like working alone.
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I know. I read your record.
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I didn't ask to come here.
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I don't know why
I was transferred.
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Probably the
commissioner's way of saying
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you're still a member
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of the New York City
Police Department...
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Not the Green Hornet.
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You know, they send you
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to some dull little
out-of-the-way precinct,
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put you back to basic training
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to remind you you're
still part of the team.
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Is that how you figure it?
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It's happened to guys.
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Your team shaves, don't they?
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That's the nature of a team.
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The team does the same
things for the same reason.
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You don't shave,
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we're all going to
have to grow beards.
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Are you telling me I
have to lose the beard?
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I'm telling you
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that while I respect
every individual's right
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to self-expression,
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you look more like a
customer than a cop,
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and there are rules
and regulations.
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Oh, come on with that jazz.
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They're just
climbing up my back.
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You said so yourself.
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So why fight it?
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You're smarter than that.
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I don't want to play games.
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I just want to do my job.
And I don't want to shave.
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What's the matter?
You got a skin condition?
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If necessary.
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And the earring?
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I'm engaged.
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You go home, shave,
put on a clean shirt,
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break your engagement
and report back to me.
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What about my transfer?
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What the hell for?
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They'll probably send you
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to somebody who's not
nearly as sweet as I am.
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Maybe he won't like
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my dropping in like this.
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Oh, Bernice, don't be silly.
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- Hi, ladies.
- Hi.
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What's up?
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Oh, Bernice and I decided
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that today was our day
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to beautify the squad room.
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Oh, so you brought a plant?
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No, I meant us.
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The plants were an afterthought.
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Is Fish in the bathroom?
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No, he's out with Chano.
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Aren't they going to
be back before lunch?
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It's hard to tell.
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They probably got
busy. You know how it is.
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Why don't you just
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leave the plant on his desk,
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and then we'll have some lunch,
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and we'll come back later?
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All right. Which one is it?
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Oh, never mind.
I see his slippers.
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What's going on?
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It's the usual thing.
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Bernice decided today
that Fish doesn't...
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love her anymore.
Love her anymore.
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It's getting that time again.
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Oh, yes. Isn't it ridiculous?
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I thought it would be nice
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if the four of us
had lunch together.
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Why don't the two of
them have lunch together?
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Because you know
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Fish won't take
Bernice anywhere.
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No, man, why should
I kid you, Floyd?
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I'm telling you, man.
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This is only the second floor.
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It's just that you are higher
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than the rest of us.
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Come on, kid, inside.
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There you go. That's it.
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Oh, man, this
cell is out of tune.
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Chano.
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Hey, Bernice, how are you?
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Where's Fish?
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Well, he said he
had an appointment.
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He'll be back soon.
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Is that marijuana?
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Yeah. Good stuff
too. Look at that.
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Hey, Barney... Stoned
and in possession.
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You've got your
whole life ahead of you.
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What do you need that for?
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Because I got my
whole life ahead of me.
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00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:09,979
Chano? Yeah, Bernice?
267
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,213
Did he say where he went?
268
00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:12,414
No, he said he was going
269
00:11:12,438 --> 00:11:13,983
shopping or
something, that's all.
270
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,118
Shopping?
271
00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:16,786
See? Isn't that nice?
272
00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:20,690
Why would he be shopping?
He doesn't need anything.
273
00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:22,692
Bernice, let's go have lunch,
274
00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:23,993
and then we'll come right back.
275
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:24,994
Good idea.
276
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,863
I don't mind waiting.
277
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:29,732
He's liable to drop
in any second.
278
00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:31,467
But I'm hungry.
279
00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:33,435
Have lunch with your husband.
280
00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:35,838
That's the way it
should be anyway.
281
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,740
Take her to lunch.
282
00:11:37,764 --> 00:11:39,542
Bernice, I don't have time.
283
00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:42,511
Oh, how often I've heard that.
284
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:43,680
Take her to lunch.
285
00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:45,815
Elizabeth, take her to lunch.
286
00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:48,484
Bernice, I am going
to take you to lunch.
287
00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:50,653
Come on, let's get a sandwich.
288
00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:53,544
All right, a small one.
289
00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:58,527
Hey, mother, you're not going
to leave me here, are you?
290
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:01,030
I'm not your mother.
291
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,732
You sure you ain't got a son?
292
00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:03,900
I'm sure.
293
00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:05,634
You want to buy one?
294
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:07,269
Don't leave me, mother!
295
00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:09,638
That mother left me.
296
00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:15,978
12th Precinct. Wojciehowicz.
297
00:12:16,002 --> 00:12:19,248
And what's the address?
298
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,983
Okay, we'll be right there.
299
00:12:21,007 --> 00:12:22,852
Barn, we got a
call for assistance
300
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,620
at a bar over on 11th.
301
00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:27,323
Hey, Harris, come
on, we got business.
302
00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:28,390
Okay, see you later, guys.
303
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:29,391
All right.
304
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:32,061
Keep a light burning
in the window, huh?
305
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,830
Yes? Can I help you?
306
00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:36,099
No, thanks, you've
done enough already.
307
00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:38,735
Gardeno!
308
00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:40,703
You happy now?
309
00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:44,040
Holy... Hey, you
look just like a kid.
310
00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:45,407
Very smart.
311
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:46,709
Now you're catching on.
312
00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:47,910
No question about it.
313
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:51,013
The earrings made
you look older.
314
00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:53,415
There really is
a big difference.
315
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,618
Cute, ain't I?
316
00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:57,954
Clean cut, charming.
317
00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,756
Now when I bust
some punk in the street
318
00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:01,390
and I say, "Freeze,
I'm a police officer,"
319
00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:02,992
he's going to look
at me and laugh
320
00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:04,393
and say, "Hey,
look at that kid."
321
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:06,796
And then he'll pull out a
piece and blow my keister off.
322
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,887
Don't be ridiculous.
323
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:11,956
Freeze! I'm a police officer!
324
00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:25,248
All right, come on, come on.
325
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:26,482
Take it easy, Mr. Cooper.
326
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,117
Now, you're in
enough trouble already.
327
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,418
Self-defense.
328
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,888
That guy took a swing
at me first, you know,
329
00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,656
and so did she.
330
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,091
What's he doing up here?
331
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,092
Lyman Cooper.
332
00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:38,027
Drunk, disorderly,
333
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:39,128
assault and battery.
334
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,164
Nobody can take a joke no more.
335
00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,598
I'm just sitting at the bar,
336
00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:44,033
minding my own business,
337
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,434
and this blond comes over to me
338
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:48,004
and she says, "Buy
you a drink, sweetie?"
339
00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:49,138
And I says to her:
340
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,107
"How dare you?"
341
00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:53,876
And then this big
guy comes over to me,
342
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:55,477
and the guy takes a cut at me,
343
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:56,478
and then the blond
344
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,781
knocks me right
off the bar stool.
345
00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:01,450
Well, maybe it was
the other way around.
346
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:03,519
Take a seat, Mr. Cooper.
347
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,754
Sure. Hey, buy you a drink?
348
00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:08,291
No, thanks.
349
00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:15,298
Hey, man, could you
roll one of those for me?
350
00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:17,300
What's the address?
351
00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:19,468
Okay, don't move in there.
352
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:21,403
We'll be right over. Right. Bye.
353
00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:23,906
Oh, boy, everybody's
going bananas today.
354
00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:25,641
There's a guy
shooting at his wife.
355
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:26,876
Closes himself in the bathroom
356
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,477
and he's still got
the gun with him.
357
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:29,478
Take Gardeno with you.
358
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:30,612
Come on, Gardeno, let's go.
359
00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:33,149
Uh, you sure you
want me to go with him?
360
00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:35,117
You can't hang around here
361
00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:36,352
waiting for your beard to grow.
362
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,608
Come on.
363
00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:41,157
Okay, Mr. Cooper,
364
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,358
you're entitled to a phone call.
365
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:43,759
Do you want to talk to somebody?
366
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:44,961
Sure.
367
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:48,898
Do you know
anybody who delivers?
368
00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:50,766
Has anybody seen Fish?
369
00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:52,101
It's almost 3:00.
370
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,769
He's probably still eating.
371
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:56,172
You know how long
it takes him to chew.
372
00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:59,075
Check with Dispatch.
See if he called in.
373
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:00,379
Okay.
374
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:06,749
Lyman Cooper.
375
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:11,553
There was a general in
the Civil War by that name.
376
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:14,257
That's why I drink.
377
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:17,493
Floyd Spears.
378
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:20,263
I'm a seeker of
wisdom and truth.
379
00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:21,364
It's just that, uh,
380
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:25,256
I like to smoke while I seek.
381
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:29,438
You know what you're
doing to your brain?
382
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:32,441
You know what you
can get from that stuff?
383
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:34,243
Communism!
384
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,178
Oh. What are you on?
385
00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:39,870
Bank Americard.
What do you need?
386
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,586
He's not here.
387
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:45,988
Something's happened to him.
388
00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:47,189
I know it.
389
00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:48,824
Now, wait a minute,
wait a minute, Bernice.
390
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:50,626
Maybe he called in.
391
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,661
He didn't call in, Bernice.
392
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:53,729
Now, Bernice,
393
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,965
you're just being foolish.
394
00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:57,566
He's probably just out
395
00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,402
taking care of some business.
396
00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:00,869
Besides, the boys would know
397
00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:02,771
if anything were wrong, right?
398
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:03,772
Yeah.
399
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,841
And you don't see
any of them worried.
400
00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:07,109
Fish?
401
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:12,949
Hello, hello, hello, hello!
402
00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:17,286
Fish... What are you doing here?
403
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:20,156
I was waiting for you.
404
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:23,848
Everybody's been
worried sick about you.
405
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:28,064
You didn't check in.
406
00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:32,857
You smell funny. Perfume.
407
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:37,406
And you've got oil all over you.
408
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:38,863
Really?
409
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,979
Where have you been?
410
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:46,582
I took a massage.
411
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,985
At the YMCA?
412
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:51,175
At the Garden of Eden.
413
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,655
What kind of a massage
414
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:56,225
can you get at the
Garden of Eden?
415
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,426
Are you kidding?
416
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,850
We busted that joint
three times already.
417
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:07,803
Aren't you ashamed?
418
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:11,107
Bernice... Barney,
may I use your office?
419
00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:12,463
Help yourself.
420
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,166
Get in there.
421
00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:37,966
Hey, Wojo, for
crying out loud, man.
422
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:39,268
Well, I thought
423
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:40,969
he was there on
official business.
424
00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:42,193
Wasn't he, Barn?
425
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:44,940
Probably.
426
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:47,076
Did you send him there, Barney?
427
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,045
I didn't have to.
428
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:51,035
Fish has initiative.
429
00:17:56,876 --> 00:18:00,156
Bernice, it's not
what you're thinking.
430
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,258
How do you know
what I'm thinking?
431
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:03,992
I know what you're thinking,
432
00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:05,594
and it is not possible for me
433
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,596
to do all the things
you are thinking.
434
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,432
It is not possible
for all of us together
435
00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:12,656
to do all the things
you are thinking.
436
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:17,239
Where did she massage you?
437
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:20,776
On 14th and Lexington.
438
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:21,944
That's not what I mean.
439
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:25,647
I know what you
mean. I don't remember.
440
00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:28,350
What do you mean,
you don't remember?
441
00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:32,354
I fell asleep on the table.
442
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:34,022
So whatever she massaged,
443
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:36,058
it doesn't make
a lot of difference,
444
00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:38,026
does it?
445
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:42,698
If you wanted a massage,
why didn't you ask me?
446
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:46,268
Bernice, haven't
I always told you
447
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:50,161
you rub me the wrong way? Huh?
448
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,950
What do you think
they're doing in there?
449
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,774
Very little.
450
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:08,591
Hello, everybody.
451
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,726
Is everything all right?
452
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,595
Couldn't be better.
453
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:13,996
Well, it could always be better,
454
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:16,398
but what the hell.
455
00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:19,201
He has such a
great sense of humor.
456
00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:21,959
I'll take her to the door.
457
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:28,144
Twelfth Precinct.
Detective Wojciehowicz.
458
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:31,847
Well, I guess that
means I'm going.
459
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:33,949
Goodbye, Bernice.
460
00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:43,058
What time will you
be home for dinner?
461
00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:44,527
Usual time.
462
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,028
Unless I decide to drop in
463
00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:48,864
at the Garden of Eden.
464
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:52,856
Fish has such a
great sense of humor.
465
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:58,507
Barney, that was
Gramercy Park Hospital.
466
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,142
They just brought in
Chano and Gardeno.
467
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,499
There's been a shooting.
468
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:06,482
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
469
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:08,016
We've still got a
business to run.
470
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,208
Yemana, Harris, stay here.
471
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:19,995
Man, we didn't even
get to the top of the stairs
472
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:21,830
when the door flies open,
473
00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:23,332
this woman comes running out.
474
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:25,568
This guy is behind her, waving
a gun, and she's screaming:
475
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,169
"He's gonna shoot me.
He's gonna shoot me."
476
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:29,572
I didn't even get a chance
to pull out my piece, man.
477
00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:30,972
Gardeno pushes
me out of the way.
478
00:20:30,996 --> 00:20:32,774
I fall down the
stairs, break my arm,
479
00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:34,376
and he takes the
bullet instead of me.
480
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,345
How bad was he hit? Pretty bad.
481
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:38,947
He took it here in the front
and it came out the back.
482
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,949
Listen, I was two
steps below him, man.
483
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:42,150
If he hadn't have pushed me,
484
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:44,119
I would've got it
right here in the front
485
00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:45,921
and it would have
come out the back here.
486
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:47,089
Is there anything you need?
487
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:49,024
No, thanks, Fish.
The doc says I'm fine.
488
00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:50,892
I can go home whenever I want.
489
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,361
You see that, Wojo?
490
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:54,162
You were wrong about Gardeno.
491
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:58,033
A guy can't be
right all the time.
492
00:20:58,057 --> 00:21:00,924
Hey, he's up.
493
00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:06,308
Hey, Gardeno.
How are you feeling?
494
00:21:06,332 --> 00:21:08,310
I'm okay.
495
00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:10,613
You did a good job.
496
00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:13,482
We're all proud of you, Gardeno.
497
00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:16,885
When you get out,
I'd like to take you out
498
00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:18,153
for a beer or something...
499
00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:21,724
If you're old enough.
500
00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:24,727
Hey, I owe you one, buddy.
501
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:25,961
Hey, you get some sleep.
502
00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:27,263
We'll see you later, huh?
503
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:28,786
Take care of yourself.
504
00:21:32,358 --> 00:21:35,203
You need anything?
505
00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:36,805
No, thanks.
506
00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:38,440
I'll drop by tomorrow.
507
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:40,598
I'll bring you a plant.
508
00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:44,902
Hey, Barney.
509
00:21:48,374 --> 00:21:50,586
I still want that transfer
back to Narcotics.
510
00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:52,254
What the hell for?
511
00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:55,324
Come on, we've been
through that already.
512
00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:57,559
Look, you're not the first cop
513
00:21:57,583 --> 00:22:01,863
that tried to hide behind
a reputation or an image.
514
00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:04,300
You just did a hell
of a job without it.
515
00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:06,134
Chano told us the whole story.
516
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,069
What did he tell you?
517
00:22:08,093 --> 00:22:09,672
That you pushed
him out of the way
518
00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:11,507
and took a bullet that
could have killed him.
519
00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:13,575
I pushed him out of the way
520
00:22:13,599 --> 00:22:15,944
because I wanted to
get the hell out of there.
521
00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:17,212
What are you talking about?
522
00:22:17,236 --> 00:22:19,715
I'm talking about confidence.
523
00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:20,949
I turned and ran.
524
00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:22,284
Turned?
525
00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:24,353
But you took the
bullet right in front.
526
00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:26,811
That's where it came out.
527
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:31,827
Well...
528
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:36,998
Results are what's
important, not direction.
529
00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:38,942
You sure you don't
need anything?
530
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:48,366
Listen, I'll drop by tomorrow,
bring you another plant.
531
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:57,185
Hey, Fish, you made it.
532
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:59,988
You qualified on
the pistol range.
533
00:23:00,012 --> 00:23:02,380
It was the massage that did it.
534
00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:05,494
Now we can trust
you with a gun again.
535
00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:07,629
Here you are, hot off
the press. Tour sheets.
536
00:23:07,653 --> 00:23:08,797
Oh.
537
00:23:08,821 --> 00:23:11,099
And a communiqué
from Headquarters.
538
00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:12,634
Gardeno goes back to Narcotics
539
00:23:12,658 --> 00:23:14,970
as soon as he gets
out of the hospital.
540
00:23:14,994 --> 00:23:16,171
Oh, yeah? Well, I'll tell you,
541
00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:17,639
he's gonna be glad to hear that.
542
00:23:17,663 --> 00:23:19,241
Because he's got a
four-day growth of beard
543
00:23:19,265 --> 00:23:20,843
and he's polished his earring.
544
00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:22,043
I still don't understand
545
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:24,646
why the guy needs
gimmicks to do his job.
546
00:23:24,670 --> 00:23:27,483
I mean, he's good
enough without them.
547
00:23:27,507 --> 00:23:30,207
What's that around your neck?
548
00:23:32,111 --> 00:23:34,122
My Marine dog tags.
549
00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:35,357
But I don't need them,
550
00:23:35,381 --> 00:23:38,594
I just wear them for... luck.
551
00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:40,662
Ah, he wouldn't be caught dead
552
00:23:40,686 --> 00:23:41,797
without them.
553
00:23:41,821 --> 00:23:42,798
Right.
554
00:23:42,822 --> 00:23:44,366
What about that slave bracelet?
555
00:23:44,390 --> 00:23:46,802
Hey, man, that's
genuine antique.
556
00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:49,805
That belonged to
my great-grandfather.
557
00:23:49,829 --> 00:23:51,907
Everybody needs something.
558
00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:53,542
Yeah. Listen, I got
a good-luck tattoo.
559
00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:56,044
But you can't see it
because it's under my cast.
560
00:23:56,068 --> 00:23:57,813
I've got lucky teeth.
561
00:23:57,837 --> 00:23:59,347
How come they're lucky?
562
00:23:59,371 --> 00:24:00,549
My dentist died
563
00:24:00,573 --> 00:24:02,172
before they were half paid for.
564
00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:06,755
You know those cute
little Japanese dolls
565
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:08,590
that you rub on
the belly for luck?
566
00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:09,792
Yeah? Yeah.
567
00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:13,295
I'm taking one out
to dinner tonight.
568
00:24:13,319 --> 00:24:14,797
You see what I mean?
569
00:24:14,821 --> 00:24:16,732
Everyone in the
room is superstitious.
570
00:24:16,756 --> 00:24:18,366
Except me.
571
00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:20,390
Knock wood.